Case in point: her latest Instagram photo sitting with her friend and actress Alice Greczyn on a boat in bikinis. Both ladies look absolutely gorgeous and carefree with their natural curls flowing.
Sarah captioned the photo: "Two women with curly hair walk on to a boat... Im too lazy to finish this horrible joke Im trying to create. Lets forget about this and look at how gorgeous @alicegreczyn is ** full disclosure I totally Facetuned my #pitginas fyi**"
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I know what you're thinking: What on earth is a "pitgina??" Take a minute to think about it...
Still not coming to you? She's talking about that crease in your armpit that can happen when you hold it against your body, and how it kinda-sorta looks like a vagina. Yep, she apparently Facetuned that-which, go ahead girl, do you.
One commenter, though, called her out on the unnecessary photo editing, "Lol @ pit vaginas but why Facetune when we all have them, girl?!" Sarah came right back with the perfect response, "I feel like mine are exceptionally large and might get reported on Instagram as an ACTUAL vagina. It's for everyone's sake really..."
Sarah didn't stop there. She also shared a video on her Instagram stories mid-skincare session. "So, I have these eye patches on but I seem to be breaking out in hives this morning, so that's great," she said. She plasters a huge smile across her face and gives a thumbs up sign before the video cuts out.
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Idk about you, but I'm having a hard time locating one single blemish or hive on her face. She is totally glowing, eye-patches and all.
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